导语：现在很多孩子在进入幼儿园时期就开始接触英语的学习了。学习英语首先要培养孩子学习兴趣，兴趣是孩子学习的动力。

幼儿英语幽默小故事一  

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hot line to find out what his future has in store.

一只孤独的青蛙，对所有形式的陪伴都感到绝望，于是它拨打了心理咨询热线，想要知道它的未来还有什么样的可能。

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

它的个人心理咨询顾问对它说，“你会遇见一位美丽的姑娘，她会想要知道所有关于你的事情” 　　

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

青蛙感到万分激动，说：“太好了！我会在哪遇见她？工作的时候？还是在晚宴上？” 　　"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

“不，”顾问说，“在生物课上。” 　　

幼儿英语幽默小故事二  

The Broom Seller and the Barber

卖扫帚的人和理发师

A man who sold brooms went into a barber’s shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the price of the brooms.

一个卖扫帚的人去理发店修面。理发师从他那里买了一把扫帚。当理发师给他修面后，问一下他扫帚的价格。

“Two pence,” said the man.

卖扫帚的人说：“两个便士。” 　　

“No, no,” said the barber. “I will give you a penny, and if you don’t think that is enough, you may take your broom back!”

“不，不。”理发师说：“我只出一个便士，如果你认为不够的话，可以把扫帚拿回去。” 　　

The man took it and asked what he had to pay his shave.

卖扫帚的人拿回了扫帚，随后问修面要付多少钱。

“A penny,” said the barber.

“一便士。”理发师说。 　　

“I will give you a half penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”

卖扫帚的人说：“我给你半个便士，如果不够的话，请把我的胡子还给我。”